🏆 #1 Most Downloaded Productivity App for People Who Don't Produce Anything
Stop Working.
Start Appearing To.
ProcrastiNation is the world's first productivity suite specifically engineered to eliminate all productivity while maintaining the aesthetic of getting things done.
The Start Button
The mythical button that will finally get you working. One click away from total productivity.
AI Excuse Generator
Generate a scientifically-unvalidated, professionally-worded reason for why you cannot possibly start working right now.
⚠️ ProcrastiAI™ is not responsible for career consequences. Use responsibly. Or don't.
Pomodoro Timer
WORK (lol)Industry-standard time management. 25 minutes of work, 5 minutes of rest. (Results may vary wildly.)
Progress Tracker
Track your project progress with our patented Reverse-Growth™ algorithm. The closer you get to done, the further you are from done.
Haven't really started yet...
Dark Mode Toggle
Enable dark mode for a comfortable, eye-friendly experience designed by our UX team of raccoons.
Dark Mode
Currently: Off (Relatively Safe)
⚠️ ProcrastiNation is not liable for retinal damage.
What Our Users Are Saying
(while avoiding their actual work)
"I've been 'about to start' for 6 months. ProcrastiNation makes me feel great about it."
— Brenda K., Head of Pending Initiatives
"The Reverse Progress Bar perfectly captures the essence of my entire career."
— Marcus T., Senior Avoider
"I turned on Dark Mode and now I'm legally blind, 10/10 would recommend."
— Sandra M., Former Visual Cortex Owner